There's a little more to it than that.
Born to Backslide: A Divine Struggle (2020) is part memoir, part love letter to the things that don't usually get one. People seem to like it, including some I'm not related to.
American Gladiators, American Ninja Warrior, and Beast Games, plus a win on CBS's Million Dollar Mile. My knees keep a detailed record of all of it.
Comedy is a humbling hobby for a grown man, and I recommend it to anyone whose ego needs regular maintenance.
Ordained, with a Master of Divinity, which surprises people right up until it doesn't. It's also why I'm good at the wedding thing.
Right now I'm training for the Imogene Pass Run, the brutal haul over the mountains from Ouray to Telluride. The route has never once cared about my excuses, which is part of why I keep showing up.
When there's snow on the mountain, you'll find me coaching it. The same things that make a decent minister and comedian turn out to help here too: patience, timing, and a high tolerance for falling down.
Weddings, events, the occasional room that needs an emcee. If there's a microphone and a crowd, I'm comfortable.